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Recent Game Reviews
Warfare: 1917
Rated 5 / 5 stars May 17, 2010
Sensational!
Fantastic animation, fantastic atmosphere, fantastic responsiveness. No possible room for improvement, really.
i especially liked the custom match mode, so many variables!
Destroy All Zombies III
Rated 5 / 5 stars December 13, 2008
cool.
Pretty damn good!
The animation was flawless and smooth, the sound wasn't even remotely annoying and the enemies were fun, original, hard enough to provide a challenge yet easy enough to make it fun.
How could it be better?
- Perhaps make the ammo for the additional weapons a little easier to get your hands on.
Hands Up
Rated 1 / 5 stars August 13, 2008
Hmmmm
I'm going to be honest here, this is not one of the best games I've played.
The game select menu was functional, yet strangely lackluster, which is a theme I found throughout the games.
The shooting game was a decent idea badly executed. The targets all came out of the same places at the same time, and when I played, I had no idea I was hitting anything because there were no gunshots, no holes in the target, nothing happened.
When I got to the end I was told "well done, you hit 38 targets". Is that it? No reward? No grade? Is that good or bad?
"Copter Chaos"
Again, no reward for hitting X amount of prisoners. The game confused me a little because nothing happened when I hit them. There was no background, just badly animated people running around a white background.
"Car Chase"
Well for starters there's no car chase involved, the graphics were, again, bad. Once more there were no reactions when I hit something, and no reward. It was too short as well, more tme would be nice.
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Recommendations:
- Sound FX for the guns and vehicles
- A grading system for scores
- Better graphics
- Different music
- Varied target locations
- Reactions from targets
Other than that, it's okay.
Recent Audio Reviews
NGX
Rated 5 / 5 stars June 2, 2008
FIVEN!
Well that was good.
I'll do nicely for the collab since it's very versatile and will pretty much fit in with everything I can think of!
In short: NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 4 / 5 stars October 22, 2010
Is it just me...
Or does Ego's voice in this sound like the guy from Reservoir Dogs?
Anyway, a great flash well animated and voiced. Funny, too.
Rated 4 / 5 stars February 17, 2009
Prophetic!
Good animation, excellent audio, funny, and most of all it's prophetic! It tells the future!
Q: How could it be better?
A: I've never been one to fuck with the oracle.
Rated 1 / 5 stars November 30, 2008
Not my kinda thing.
I can see why people WOULD like it, with the complete randomness and all that jazz, but I just didn't.
I felt the animation was lazy and poor quality, the dialog was incomprehensible, the story left a lot to be desired, and the excessive swearing gave it a childish and cheap quality to it.
How could it be better?
- More effort into the animation
- Understandable words
- Tone down on the swearing.
haha, nice review: all the reviews I've been given that are negative have been shit. I give kudos to you for not being tempted to write such a shitty review, thanks man. Glad you took the time to review it properly.
I admit that the movie is in bad taste, really, but that's because my original idea I had in mind just got a bit too stressful for me, so, in the end, I just made up this pile of juice in half an hour or so.