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Posted by flashplayer5 - November 26th, 2011


Posted by flashplayer5 - April 3rd, 2010

Bugger me sideways newgrounds I've done the unthinkable. For a while there I forgot you even existed and went over to the dark side that is /b/.

I'm back now though, not that anyone knows me anymore. Maybe that's a good thing.

Posted by flashplayer5 - April 1st, 2009


Posted by flashplayer5 - March 23rd, 2009

You sir, are a homosexual.

Posted by flashplayer5 - March 11th, 2009

So you guys don't love me any more? There's not been too many comments flyin' around here, show some love people!

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Posted by flashplayer5 - January 13th, 2009

Alas, Airsoft was canceled due to unforseen circumstances, but someone else had a birthday, and we went paintballing.

It was fucking awesome. My friend videoed some of the rounds, and the post-game banter, so I'll have them up as soon as they're on YT.

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Posted by flashplayer5 - December 18th, 2008

Hi guys.

So me and a few friends are going to be doing a spot of airsoft come January. Now I've never been to airsoft, nor am I very familiar with the concept, other than it's a glorified beebee gun war. So if you could take the very little time required to answer a few questions for me, it would be very much appreciated.

The questions:

1: Could you explain the concept of airsoft to me?
2: How much money (£) should I bring?
3: Does it hurt?
4: I've been putting on a little weight recently, should I lose it before going?
5: What kind of clothing is best for it?
5: Any protips?

Posted by flashplayer5 - December 6th, 2008

Title pretty much says all really.

Have I said something you find offensive?

Bitch at me/discuss it/ask me why I'd say such a mean thing here.

Have I said something you liked?

Lavish praise upon me here.

Any questions about me or my life?

Fire away! I'll try to answer as best I can.

Posted by flashplayer5 - November 20th, 2008

I feel I've matured a lot since I joined up just over a year ago now. I try to make my posts longer, my threads better, and my general demeanor more pleasant. I like to think I've achieved "regular" status here, and I'm not going away any time soon. As such I feel it my personal responsibility to make this site a better place by my presence.

I think it's important that I'm not a dick, and that I make your time while I'm here better. So I thought I'd ask you, do you respect me as a user?

Have I managed to leave my days of general being-a-dick behind me and move on to better things?

Your opinion really does count to me, NG, I consider this site to be my E-home, and I'd like to at least be tolerated around here.

And of course, a little entertainer.

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