Score: 8

"Prophetic!"

submission: eBaums world dot com

date: February 17, 2009

Good animation, excellent audio, funny, and most of all it's prophetic! It tells the future!

Q: How could it be better?
A: I've never been one to fuck with the oracle.

Score: 10

"cool."

submission: Destroy All Zombies III

date: December 13, 2008

Pretty damn good!

The animation was flawless and smooth, the sound wasn't even remotely annoying and the enemies were fun, original, hard enough to provide a challenge yet easy enough to make it fun.

How could it be better?
- Perhaps make the ammo for the additional weapons a little easier to get your hands on.

Score: 2

"Not my kinda thing."

submission: Santa's Grotto.

date: November 30, 2008

I can see why people WOULD like it, with the complete randomness and all that jazz, but I just didn't.

I felt the animation was lazy and poor quality, the dialog was incomprehensible, the story left a lot to be desired, and the excessive swearing gave it a childish and cheap quality to it.

How could it be better?
- More effort into the animation
- Understandable words
- Tone down on the swearing.

Score: 0

"asdf"

submission: Fuck the Police - Collab

date: August 15, 2008

I strongly disagree with the message conveyed in this flash.

If there's someone in your house late at night, who do you call? THE POLICE.

If the bank you're in is help up, who do you call? THE POLICE.

If your school is being shot up, who do you call? THE POLICE.

If your car is stolen, who do you call? THE POLICE.

Society would fall apart without these guys. They put their lives on the line EVERY SINGLE DAY to protect YOU. Yes YOU.

Could you do their job? NO, YOU COULDN'T.

Go back to the drawing board and reconsider what you're saying.

Score: 10

"SENSATIONAL!"

submission: Happeh Clokk Dhey!

date: August 15, 2008

An absolute masterpiece! The subtle textures and the plot were intriguing and the HAPPY GILMORE reference was awesome.

But...

FLASHPLAYER5 IS IN IT.
I hereby declare it awesome.

Score: 2

"Hmmmm"

submission: Hands Up

date: August 13, 2008

I'm going to be honest here, this is not one of the best games I've played.

The game select menu was functional, yet strangely lackluster, which is a theme I found throughout the games.

The shooting game was a decent idea badly executed. The targets all came out of the same places at the same time, and when I played, I had no idea I was hitting anything because there were no gunshots, no holes in the target, nothing happened.

When I got to the end I was told "well done, you hit 38 targets". Is that it? No reward? No grade? Is that good or bad?

"Copter Chaos"
Again, no reward for hitting X amount of prisoners. The game confused me a little because nothing happened when I hit them. There was no background, just badly animated people running around a white background.

"Car Chase"
Well for starters there's no car chase involved, the graphics were, again, bad. Once more there were no reactions when I hit something, and no reward. It was too short as well, more tme would be nice.

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Recommendations:
- Sound FX for the guns and vehicles
- A grading system for scores
- Better graphics
- Different music
- Varied target locations
- Reactions from targets

Other than that, it's okay.

Score: 7

"Title"

submission: TAXI--The Chase

date: August 13, 2008

Given the fact that it's old as hell, i think it's pretty good.

There's no plot, but this isn't exactly the kind of thing that really needs one, so that's excusable.

The starting menu was good even by today's standards, even if the music was annoying, as was the other music. The FX (eg police radio, engine sounds) were really good, among the better half of what I've seen.

So overall a decent flash given the age, but needs some work in the music departments.

Score: 7

"Not a bad idea..."

submission: Newgrounds Sig Creator

date: August 8, 2008

Bit more work and maybe more options and you're golden!

Score: 9

"Nice."

submission: 4th of July Game

date: July 2, 2008

This is...unique, with a decent concept. The graphics and sound are excellent and the gameplay is involving, if a little sluggish.

Well done.

Score: 8

"*Title*"

submission: Belt simulator

date: July 2, 2008

The concept was unique, I give you that. This must be the first "Belt sim" on NG!...and maybe the only one too.

The graphics were decent, nothing special, but not bad either. The gameplay was a novelty experience, not something I'd come back to, but still good.

Although this may only appeal to someone who's actually worked one of these machines, it's still a decent game with its quirks.

What's OSHA by the way?