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"Good afternoon, newgrounds, the time is 5:06PM, and I'm flashplayer5.
Today this station recieved a package from BBM, reportedly sayng that this anchor was banned for three days from the BBS, reports have not been confirmed, but there are stories of mass looting, riots and even good threads.
In short there is anarchy in the BBS, we'll have more details as the come in.
In other news, this anchor levelled up today, we interviewed him earlier today:
this anchor: "How do you feel about the loss of your old level?"
this anchor: "well, not that bad actually, I think of it more as, gaining a level"
this anchor: "...I see."
BREAKING NEWS...BREAKING NEWS...BREAKING NEWS...BREAKING NEWS...BREAKING NEWS...
"Good evening, and welcome to NGTV news. In today's news, the rising tensions between newgrounds and 4chan have reached boiling point, with negotiations between the Fulps and The 4chan government breaking down in a fit of swearing and cock jokes.
Apparantly, an office insider has informed us, one of the Leaders have promised war on the other. This station is conducting a poll to inform the government on the opinions of the NG public on the issue.
SHOULD NEWGROUNDS GO TO WAR AGAINST 4CHAN?
Leave your opinions in the comments section, and remember, if we choose yes, YOU WILL BE DRAFTED.
I've been flashplayer5, this was NGTV news."
me being a camwhore again.
: I love that badge.
I found a fake cop badge ion the street today! Ladies and gentlemen, meet officer flashplayer5!
: I did it for fun, if you think I'm sad, go fuck yourself.
Yeah, so my sister's room was getting re-decorated, and I'm putting stuff in boxes and helping out, y'know, being a good brother.
And I completely pissed myself when I found this motherfucker! It's only a toy but bloody hell it looked real! It's heavy, it has the slider, the clip, the hammer, everything! If you spraypainted the little tip black it'd be a real fucking gun!
Scary what we give to kids these days.
For those of you who liked the story, and anyone who fancys reading it, I made a contents page...here you go.
chapter one
chapter two
chapter three
chapter four
chapter five
chapter six A
chapter six B
chapter six C
I made it because I felt there were too many in between.
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